Putin!!

He knows Sambo and Judo. He graduated law school. He was a member of the KGB. He speaks fluent German and English. He drives a Formula One racecar to work.  He owns a Harley. He was president of Russia. He hunts. He fishes. He is an accomplished swimmer. He likes to go horseback riding, shirtless. He was Times magazine "Man of the Year." He is Vladimir Putin.

Here is Putin teaching small children that they can NEVER defeat him!

Here is in Japan, teaching the Japanese about Judo.

Putin crushing stones to make "Rock Wine" which is the only thing he will drink.

This is him tranquilizing a tiger that he nursed back to health by breastfeeding it with his own "man milk."

Putin, teaching a stray dog to speak French.

Here he is demonstrating how to castrate a housefly at 20 meters.

From the set of his TV show; "CSI: Moscow"

He wanted to know what time it was, so he built this clock.

Here is Putin, controlling the flow of the ocean's tides.